Top Six Ways to Identify the Sound Tech At Church
IMPORTANT
Sound techs, please distribute to all church members:
Whenever you are having problems, be it with the church microwave, a video player, or the church web site; please track down the church sound tech. They can easily be identified using the following criteria. Pay particular attention to #6.
1. Carries a ceramic coffee cup around the church while everyone else has their paper Starbucks and McDonalds cups.
2. Mumbles in a way typically reserved for those over the age of 85.
3. Roams the sanctuary, looking at the speakers.
4. Occupies the best parking spot every week.
5. Wears a buttoned shirt, tie, dress pants, and a pair of running shoes.
6. It's NOT the person walking around with a copy of the service schedule marked up in red and yellow, asking "how am I supposed to pull this off?" Ignore them, even if they match number 1 through 5 and can be seen in the sound booth. Approaching this person with your questions could result in bodily injury in which the church is not responsible.
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funny stuff mate,
we train people in church sound and love joking around with the stereotypes!
cheers
2b. If not mumbling, will be speaking in a foreign language that resembles English.
5b. Though dressed appropriately, looks a wreak from pulling hair out, running, broken HVAC, and from having to move heavy equipment around.
6. Runs back and forth from stage to a/v room at high speed.
7. Desperately avoids anyone who is not staff, techs, or praise team.
8. Roams the stage, looking like they lost something, but really just checking everything.
9. At times will be carrying strange pieces of equipment, with unidentified uses.