humor

Aug
09

Top Ten Signs The Sound Guy Is Having a Mental Breakdown

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Top Ten Signs The Sound Guy Is Having a Mental Breakdown:

10. His shirt reads "FOH - it's what's for dinner."
9. Repeatedly instructs the musicians to call them "Sir Sound Guy."
8. Before the service, walks around mumbling, "500 mega-hertz and all is well."
7. Claims audio feedback is proof that aliens are trying to communicate with us. more »

Jan
28

Top Six Ways to Identify the Sound Tech At Church

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IMPORTANT

Sound techs, please distribute to all church members:

Whenever you are having problems, be it with the church microwave, a video player, or the church web site; please track down the church sound tech.  They can easily be identified using the following criteria.  Pay particular attention to #6. more »

Dec
23

Top 5 Thoughts of the Sound Tech During The Sermon

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Sound tech's hear the same sermon at each service time.  As bastions of all that is “holy” technical, they have the opportunity to learn from each sermon regardless of the repetition.  Therefore, I present to you the top five thoughts of a sound tech during a three-service Sunday.

This particular Sunday, the focus is on Job.

8:30 am Sermon
1. "Job DID have a hard life."
2. "Get ready to play the video for the sermon illustration in 30 seconds."
3. "I should be very grateful for the blessings God has given me."
4. "Lord, forgive me for my failure to recognize your mighty power every day of my life."
5. "Annnnnnnnd mute the pastor's mic and bring up the worship team." more »

Mar
10

It's Me, Arthur, Your Audio Mixer

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Many years ago, Arthur C. Clarke penned the famous book, 2001: A Space Odyssey, which eventually became a critically acclaimed movie.  What many people do not realize is that Arthur was, at one time, a sound techie.  The movie was birthed out of a life-changing event that occurred to him when he was attempting to swap out an old HALinium mixer for a newer Yamaha mixer.

The events, as explained in Arthur's Book "Don't Believe Everything You Read;" more »

Wedding Contract

Download the free wedding contract template for audio and video production.  Easy to understand and easy to modify.

Newsletter Template

Create your own church audio newsletter for your team with this simple newsletter template. (View it in Print layout format within Word)

Team Organization

Download these team documents for tracking your existing team as well as recruiting new team members.

Inventory List

Track all your audio equipment with this excel sheet.  Great way to see what you have and keep for insurance purposes.